Why don’t radiologists tell jokes

Because their humor is always a bit opaque. On a serious note, I sometimes think about how we navigate compliance and standards, yet we can all use a good laugh. Anyone else have a radiology-related joke that got a genuine chuckle in the reading room?

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I love that joke about being ‘opaque’ — perfect for the reading room! Anyone got a good one about CT scans? :joy:.

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